Ten Rules of Estrogen

1. The girl who throws the first hit is never the victim.
2. The girl who gets hit first is immediately the victim.
3. The girl with the more pitiful tears is always the damsel in distress.
4. The girl who walks away first is either a pacifist or coward.
5. The girl who strikes while the opponent’s back is turned is an unfair coward.
6. The girl who tells the world, “You’re wrong” is often wrong.
7. The girl who tells the most threats is quite intent on doing none of them.
8. The girl who claims to bring in reinforcements is either a coward or a girl with resources.
9. The girl who yells and makes a scene is either a coward or a drama queen.
10. The girl who cusses the most is always running out of verbal ammunition. (i.e. vulnerable to takedown within twenty seconds.)